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leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

awwww-cute:

21 Golden Retriever puppies from two litters

askinnyblackman:

angryblackman:

Whenever I see those “OMG MEN OF TUMBLR!” posts, people are always praising dudes for shit they’re supposed to be doing.

the bar has never been lower

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Long exposures photos of “Japan cherry blossoms” by Arixxx

We often see photos of the fascinating and busy city life of Tokyo, however, sometimes it is good to slow down and show other parts of Japan. Photographer Arixxx focuses on taking pictures of nature and nighttime scenes in Hitachi.

phantomsolari:

what is league of legends?

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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at the resturant with bae

waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy